May 2013
Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities
Harry: I'm an orphan.
Jace: As am I.
Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace: Really, mine is a star.
Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace: So is mine.
Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
Jace: Big deal, so did I.
Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
Harry: I hate you.
Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*
Plot twist: Sebastian was wearing contacts...
Cassie, we caught you....
shadowhunter-ofthe-clave:
…Now give us a better quality picture
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deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
GUYS, YAHOO HAS BOUGHT TUMBLR.
dirkjakeshipper:
WE’RE DOOMED.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU ALL, AND YOU ARE ALL GREAT BLOGGERS.
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juicy-bliss:
I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone
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Dear Sebastian Morgenstern fandom
baneme:
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you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
faithandwanderlust:
My brother thinks that the TMI fandom isn’t big enough to warrant a midnight premiere for City of Bones and naturally, I disagree. (C’mon brother, have a little faith.) But anyway, if you are in the TMI fandom, would you mind reblogging this to show him that we are in fact large and strong and awesome and worth a midnight premiere?
im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
100 Days until City of Bones
herondaleness: